The Adventures of
Simion Lonewolf
 an online novel by Paul A. Hinchberger III

IMG: Me sitting at my computerMy real name is Paul Hinchberger III and I live in Butler, PA (an hour's drive north of Pittsburgh). As you can see I'm a 6'2" whitey-white-white male weighing in at 280 pounds. I've got brown eyes, blonde hair (what little of it I leave unshaved), and one mess of a computer desk! :-)

I graduated Butler Senior High School in 1996, as also Butler County Area Vocational Technical School. I would have received a diploma from both, but state law dictates you can only graduate from one place per year, so my high school diploma is official while my BCAVTS "diploma" for Computer Information Science is not. Right after high school I attended Pittsburgh Technical Institute for Computer programming, and received my Asscociate's Degree in Specialized Technology, Computer Programming Major.

Image of me and my girlfriendI'm also married to the most wonderful woman in the world. We've been married for 2 years, but we also dated for four years before that. Yes, we get into fights and all that happy married couple stuff, but that's the true test of love -- when you want to be with each other no matter what happens. Perhaps what I love most about her is her independence, especially in light of er learning disabilities and scoliosis of the spine. She doesn't need to be told what to do and really takes offense to it. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to pull my hair out when women tell me "Because my boyfriend/fiance/other half/husband said so." Stupid people drive me nuts, and stupid people doing something stupid because another stupid person told them so drives me insane. Not Mindy. Mindy will probe you until you come up with a good reason to do something. "Because I said so," will never cut it with her. And that already puts her further ahead than most people, especially if they don't have learning disabilities.

In my spare time, I take up a lot of many hobbies. Obviously, I take up writing and programming, but I also enjoy video games (big surprise, huh?), and street hockey. I'm also the administrator of The Furry Web Directory and owner of my own small business Lonewolf Computers. What little spare time I have left, I donate to The Open Directory Project as and Editor for Society/People/Furry/Writing. "I have nothing to do," is something I don't utter often, and only when I want nothing to do. I hate not having anything to do, which is probably why I took up so many responsibilities. I also have a relatively short attention span, so being able to switch tasks when one bores me helps me get more done.